Douchebag Life

Douchebag Life is a browser clicker and life-sim game where you get 14 in-game days to turn a skinny nobody into a ripped, flashy gym bro who is ready for the best beach party ever. Life feels pretty unfair when a huge beach party is coming up and you are not in shape, so you take on the challenge of becoming the kind of guy every girl notices. You play as a regular guy who has to grind his way to the top, get in shape, and become cool. You split your time between hitting the gym, working on a construction site to earn cash, getting a tan, fixing up your look, and setting up your bachelor pad. Almost everything costs money, so you really have to work for it. Spend your cash on fashion and accessories, buy steroids to speed up your workouts, but be careful, you only get to spend a limited amount of money each day. Your car has to look good too, so you will also be paying for upgrades and tuning. On top of that, you still need time to relax, sleep, eat, hit the clubs, and have a personal life. If you keep pushing past common sense and self-respect, you will be rewarded with the ultimate in-game currency: chicks. The game gives you lots of ways to become popular, with a mix of work, shopping, and sports, and there are cheats available if you want extra help.

How to play?

To move around in this gym-style life simulation game, click on the door in your bedroom or on the car to go to other areas: work, training, the shop, or the club. Each trip uses up time, so always know where you are going. Think through how you spend your time and money. Work on the construction site to earn cash. Go to the gym or use supplements to build muscle. Buy stylish clothes at the store. Furnish your home and tune your car. Train the right way, dress sharp, and eat properly. If you run out of energy, go to sleep and start the next day. If you are stuck and do not know what to do next, you can use cheats. Can you pull it off within 14 days? Give it a try.