Noob Thief: Escape from the Police
In Noob Thief: Escape from the Police, a clumsy blogger raids expensive houses for a fresh wave of subscribers. More than 30 burglaries send him through private rooms packed with saleable loot. Cash value drives progress, pushing him to strip homes of valuables and weird household stuff before anyone shuts the job down. A diamond miner stalks the property, and guards circle through the rooms looking for intruders. Richer storage areas unlock later, raising the payout. One stop even leads straight into Herobrine's home.
How to play?
Move through the house and lift anything worth enough money to meet the required total. Slip into a box for a few seconds when a patrol comes too close. The exit door stays locked until the quota is filled, unlocking once the haul is large enough. Get spotted, then sprint for the doorway before the guard closes in.
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About this game:
- Players have rated this game 3.63 out of 5, based on 56 votes.
- Released in May 2023.
- Ready to play on Web Browser (PC).
- Age rating: 10+
- Powered by HTML5 (Unity WebGL) — jump right in and start playing in your browser, no downloads needed.
Game features:
- Meet the cash quota in 30+ heists to unlock the exit.
- Hide inside a box for a short stealth break.
- Reach Herobrine's house after unlocking higher-value rooms.























