Noob's Girlfriend

Loneliness pulls Noob into romance in Noob's Girlfriend. A search for a soulmate quickly grows into a brag-worthy lineup of girlfriends meant to make everyone around him jealous. Hearts serve as the main currency, pushing new unlocks as the total rises. Eight girls fill the roster, and a dressy costume gives Noob a higher-status look.

How to play?

Build up hearts with the button in the lower-right corner. A free bonus adds extra love points when you need a faster push. Spend currency on Noob's dress costume to change his look. Triple-click upgrades raise the amount earned in each burst, speeding up the next unlock.