Smash the Piggy! Bills Won't Pay Themselves

Hard times have hit, and you don’t even have enough to pay for a Coke and a pizza at the store? The boss is holding up your paycheck again, and you have to resort to extreme measures. It’s time to smash all those piggy banks filled with money you’ve saved up over the years. In the game “Smash the Piggy! Bills Won’t Pay Themselves,” there’s no paycheck, but the bills keep coming day after day: internet, utilities, cell phone bill, rent, car repairs, credit card, mortgage, and, of course, taxes. The good news is that there are plenty of piggy banks on the table. But to smash them all, we need your help.

How to play?

Move the hammer toward the piggy banks with your mouse or finger, and it will start hitting them on its own. The pink, purple, yellow, and green piggy banks in the shape of pigs shatter into pieces, and coins spill onto the table. Each hit drains your energy, so when your hand gets tired, the day ends. After that, a budget becomes available, which you can use to level up your skills, buy a new hammer, and pay your current bills before they’re due. First up is the internet bill: you need to collect 40 coins for it within two days. Paid the bill? Then choose one of three bonuses. Late on a payment? You go bankrupt, and the debt collectors take everything except your experience. You can use your accumulated experience to buy talismans for your next run. Victory comes when all 8 bills are paid. Break open your piggy banks to pay off your debts—after all, the bills won’t pay themselves.